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March 26, 2017 - Notes from "Whose Justice?" January 21, 2016 - lost control. December 29, 2015 - 3 monkeys on a plane. December 22, 2015 - spending time. December 11, 2015 - time and legal stories. December 10, 2015 - top ten flavors. December 09, 2015 - i was in Fiji. December 08, 2015 - generally speaking, pretty serious. December 07, 2015 - you're the worst / catastrophe ... is this a theme? December 06, 2015 - cookiepalooza. December 05, 2015 - point taken. December 04, 2015 - Oh shit, in the time of legal language. December 03, 2015 - on free speech, civility, and white privilege. December 02, 2015 - in the midst of a refusal. December 01, 2015 - some stories about Jill and Nasser December 01, 2015 - write or wrong. October 24, 2014 - That's what I said (at SPEP). October 04, 2013 - Already too many words about this. May 07, 2013 - on not going to funkytown. March 02, 2013 - silver linings. February 03, 2013 - ONBB (old new borrowed blue). December 18, 2012 - Darin Nick Johnson. November 19, 2012 - Cloud Atlas, film version November 12, 2012 - advice from Nietzsche on personal style. September 03, 2012 - grief in its smaller parts. August 28, 2012 - the lovers. August 26, 2012 - magical thinking. June 09, 2012 - the fairest of them all. May 12, 2012 - anchors away. May 09, 2012 - Hours, After Hours. February 21, 2012 - eulogy for my dad. February 03, 2012 - Pan's Labyrinth. December 14, 2011 - Vampiric Vocalizations. November 10, 2011 - great for breakfast and for any other time because, come on, it�s cake. August 01, 2011 - Relax. July 30, 2011 - Water has many colors. July 12, 2011 - Betsey Johnson. July 09, 2011 - On a Scale of 1 to 10. July 02, 2011 - Love Letter to Jeanine Payer June 07, 2011 - Philosophy at a party. May 02, 2011 - advice is a strange thing to give. April 10, 2011 - Time Warp. February 25, 2011 - darkness and light. February 18, 2011 - conversation from last night. February 11, 2011 - The Wedding Bride. February 04, 2011 - Possibly the Best. Joke. Ever. January 19, 2011 - roman baths. January 15, 2011 - Miscellany: Funk, Fluevog, Los Angeles, Bad Service, Hideous Men. December 29, 2010 - Camper and Cracker in a Band Blizzard. December 24, 2010 - Beary Christmas! December 14, 2010 - du Rififi chez nous. December 06, 2010 - Month Of Fluevog. November 17, 2010 - i am against sawing dogs in half. November 11, 2010 - me and fluevog sitting in a tree. October 29, 2010 - under the table. October 26, 2010 - \"OK! WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU AT GULLIFTY'S!\" October 24, 2010 - If you are from X--, I am going to Y-- the F-- out of you, even though I know nothing about you and am myself, also, simply a spectator. October 21, 2010 - me writing about where you can read more writing by me. October 18, 2010 - POTUS! October 16, 2010 - switch to on. September 30, 2010 - are you saying I'm fat? September 23, 2010 - twilight of the idols? September 11, 2010 - timing. August 28, 2010 - cautionary tail. (heh.) August 02, 2010 - The Kids Are All Right is all right. August 01, 2010 - The case of IHOP: When is breakfast a paradox? When it is breakfast and not-breakfast at the same time. July 26, 2010 - today's tight-loop small world. July 23, 2010 - vignette of what it means to be lonely. July 10, 2010 - findings revisited! July 06, 2010 - help me revise my findings. July 04, 2010 - what it might mean to be married to a man. July 02, 2010 - on the terrible possibility that you might have to end up married to a man someday. June 30, 2010 - getting it right/letting it be. June 29, 2010 - things teaching lessons. June 27, 2010 - Past Loves, A Series in no Particular Order. June 08, 2010 - criminal cuteness. June 07, 2010 - no, i will not go see dogville with you. June 05, 2010 - an instinct of vengeance? or, well, maybe just strict liability criminal law. June 04, 2010 - from bad women to banksy: will we survive the loss of judgment? June 02, 2010 - how I got defined by lack and lived to tell the story. June 02, 2010 - favorite sex and the city episode. June 01, 2010 - party in the rear. May 27, 2010 - spending time. May 20, 2010 - predictions. May 16, 2010 - \"timing is everything\" trumps \"throw your own party.\" May 14, 2010 - On our way to sacrifice a goat. April 08, 2010 - GET IN YOUR CAR! March 28, 2010 - Perfect Shitstorm. March 23, 2010 - dirty, dog. March 18, 2010 - mud transporter. March 11, 2010 - quick update. March 07, 2010 - your alice is a wonderland. February 18, 2010 - on how I have no allergies. February 11, 2010 - dream on. February 06, 2010 - A Lot Of Snow. January 31, 2010 - a song named stadler. January 30, 2010 - i've got a feeling. January 19, 2010 - cliq. January 18, 2010 - MJUK 365+ January 16, 2010 - Unembarrassed. December 24, 2009 - Stealth Grinch. And Happy Holidays. December 21, 2009 - Be Merry. December 14, 2009 - news alert. December 09, 2009 - clog wild on the heel world. December 07, 2009 - no parka on the dancefloor. December 04, 2009 - Cats of Anarchy. December 02, 2009 - item in photo is better than it appears. December 01, 2009 - OPB. November 27, 2009 - Rhetoricians. November 25, 2009 - ranking system. November 24, 2009 - use it or lose it. November 23, 2009 - moving, shaking. November 06, 2009 - things i should be doing. October 20, 2009 - aye, she's a cormorant. October 17, 2009 - powers of invisibility. October 10, 2009 - prize fighter. October 06, 2009 - animals. October 04, 2009 - out of gas. September 29, 2009 - today's product endorsement. September 26, 2009 - my violence. September 16, 2009 - water birds. September 06, 2009 - Putting your money where your hair is. September 04, 2009 - Go Cougars! August 23, 2009 - a joke without a punch line. August 22, 2009 - as foretold. August 21, 2009 - zombie make-up tips. August 20, 2009 - Between Past and Future. August 18, 2009 - And now, for your moment of zen: August 07, 2009 - Are you a POlice or a Basketball Player? August 02, 2009 - The Parable of the Hotdog Bun, Revisited. July 29, 2009 - News and Weather. July 25, 2009 - eBay ups and downs. July 24, 2009 - More updates. July 22, 2009 - I am conducting an experiment. (+1 update) July 18, 2009 - Back in NYC, Content and Discontent. July 09, 2009 - Larry Huff. July 07, 2009 - Michael Jackson: Reportage as Metaphor July 06, 2009 - alone with a cat = blogging again. July 04, 2009 - to see or not to see. June 25, 2009 - On Not Getting Enough. June 15, 2009 - shower power and cake overload. June 08, 2009 - going down and flying down. May 25, 2009 - birthday shopping! May 23, 2009 - birthday girl. May 19, 2009 - bedtime reading. May 14, 2009 - Seeing and Hearing. May 11, 2009 - a family, a life, a universe of meaning May 10, 2009 - it must be summer. May 03, 2009 - News! April 28, 2009 - Disjunctive Topics. April 26, 2009 - Old School Diary Entry about What I Did This Weekend. April 24, 2009 - �Where you find me grasping at racks. April 19, 2009 - it's what's for dinner. April 15, 2009 - Training. April 13, 2009 - Upside. April 12, 2009 - Come on! April 09, 2009 - Minority Report. March 27, 2009 - different but the same. March 26, 2009 - Recchiuti Love. March 22, 2009 - Washing Machine Update. March 21, 2009 - Dishes. March 16, 2009 - oh. so you're the bar car. March 09, 2009 - Teach Thyself. March 07, 2009 - Feline Existential Angst and Disappearance. March 06, 2009 - Repetition Dance. March 02, 2009 - Snow and Supper. February 27, 2009 - Birds and Books. February 26, 2009 - Twilight February 24, 2009 - Get Crafty. And: Under the Spell of Yellow. February 22, 2009 - Slumdog Valentine? February 18, 2009 - will to power. February 15, 2009 - Aging Valentine. February 11, 2009 - my name on a book. February 10, 2009 - i just found out i'm not a woman. February 05, 2009 - It's All About Me. February 04, 2009 - smile! February 02, 2009 - Liz Dunn! January 18, 2009 - Not so sure. January 14, 2009 - I'm with the band? January 13, 2009 - change i can believe in? January 11, 2009 - chocolate non-peril. January 05, 2009 - I AM ON THE SIDE OF THE RECORDS. January 02, 2009 - Perfectibility. December 25, 2008 - tcb, xmas eve. December 22, 2008 - it will be the paper that suffers. December 13, 2008 - egghead on a train. December 12, 2008 - but i took it for fun! December 10, 2008 - can't buy me love. December 09, 2008 - health and wealth. December 07, 2008 - No More Tears. December 06, 2008 - When Dumb is Lucky Smart. November 29, 2008 - Lost and Found. November 22, 2008 - Hire Me. November 20, 2008 - BuffyTwo the Bison: Electric Buffaloo. November 18, 2008 - love of shoes has its limits. impose them on yourself. November 09, 2008 - light, shadow and blog. November 06, 2008 - how to change a mind. November 03, 2008 - hope with me. make it real. November 02, 2008 - Lessons other people teach yourself. October 31, 2008 - My Babies. October 29, 2008 - Missin (there is no G). October 28, 2008 - Pornographers I Love. October 23, 2008 - new york groove. October 22, 2008 - Shoe Nuff. October 21, 2008 - the return of bhangra. October 11, 2008 - J to the ill. October 09, 2008 - Arch Enemy. October 04, 2008 - Feat and Feet. October 02, 2008 - RE: captcha September 30, 2008 - Update. September 26, 2008 - Superdador. September 24, 2008 - Room of Mystical Light (side order of searing pain). September 20, 2008 - Instincts of the Modern Housecat. September 19, 2008 - today. September 18, 2008 - Fine in a week. September 15, 2008 - oh, sad. September 10, 2008 - Gifts. September 09, 2008 - Old is New. September 06, 2008 - here is where I was.... September 03, 2008 - here i am... September 01, 2008 - ALMOST DONE. August 31, 2008 - I USED TO BE A SODA BOTTLE. And: but this is an outfit! August 27, 2008 - two separate qualities that may or may not overlap. August 23, 2008 - tragedy averted. August 15, 2008 - Happy Endings. August 11, 2008 - Today's Unlikely Reference to Voltaire. August 09, 2008 - Yosemite. July 31, 2008 - Lancome releases Crystal Pepsi. July 27, 2008 - Bush is not Batman, OK? July 24, 2008 - Leaving to go somewhere I�ve left. July 19, 2008 - see dr. horrible for free while you can. July 18, 2008 - Spinning it Up or Down. July 08, 2008 - Chrome Rack. July 05, 2008 - Must Not See. July 02, 2008 - oh, come on. June 30, 2008 - It's like a jungle sometimes. June 29, 2008 - Am I Too Late for the Garbage? June 27, 2008 - Hopefully the time will soon come for such things. June 25, 2008 - Black Fly in Chardonnay. June 23, 2008 - Krafty Foods. June 23, 2008 - What I've Done for You Lately. June 19, 2008 - Elected by Goodness. June 18, 2008 - Food and Weather. June 16, 2008 - pools are good, 24-7. so are marshmallows. June 05, 2008 - someone else�s orbs of discernment. June 03, 2008 - Peeps For Beta-Testing. June 01, 2008 - Good and Bad Carrie Bradshaw. May 31, 2008 - Free Art. May 26, 2008 - Because Rumsfeld was at the top, he should now be at the bottom. May 23, 2008 - Gus Gives Good Birthday. May 16, 2008 - 21x2 without fanfare. plus: luxury items, and my COUSIN. May 10, 2008 - I'm bringing Etsy back. Slowly. May 09, 2008 - it's not only about escalators. May 03, 2008 - Evany. April 27, 2008 - Loads of Eating. April 25, 2008 - Vampires and Werewolves Makin' It. April 24, 2008 - Not Quite Fitting. April 23, 2008 - Etiquette = Tiny Ethics. April 21, 2008 - More Magic. April 19, 2008 - Do you think Mr. Clean is the Brawny guy's type? April 18, 2008 - Dexter. April 13, 2008 - Don't Laugh. April 11, 2008 - \"sexy.\" April 11, 2008 - where should i be looking right now? April 08, 2008 - to hug or not to hug. and lots of NEWS. April 02, 2008 - Me and Doctors. March 31, 2008 - Sick and Impatient. March 27, 2008 - March 27, on which I say something that I don�t usually say about another woman. March 26, 2008 - Too S to T. March 19, 2008 - Apparently I am RED (and black and white all over). March 16, 2008 - Be Kind Rewind. Plus: Sweded Pepe Le Pew. March 03, 2008 - Leap Day. Garfield. February 28, 2008 - Fluevogs and Dragons. February 26, 2008 - Twitter. Your Mother. PJ. February 22, 2008 - Corkscrews and Cleavers. New York City. February 18, 2008 - Spectacle and Unspectacular. February 14, 2008 - Valentine's Day! February 13, 2008 - Addicted to Chocohol. February 12, 2008 - Snuggle it out. February 07, 2008 - My Beaches. February 05, 2008 - Votes, Cats, Songs. January 28, 2008 - Parents Who Deal Drugs, on TV. January 24, 2008 - Mike Singing Strawberry Fields. January 21, 2008 - Song Never Quite Written. January 19, 2008 - Evidence. January 17, 2008 - Pictures and Movies. Godiva in the City. January 15, 2008 - Photos. Painting. Mother of Pearl. January 09, 2008 - SF to Philly to NY. January 05, 2008 - Save . January 02, 2008 - Margot, Old Men, the law. December 26, 2007 - Kant v. Mill: Celebrity Deathmatch�You be the judge. December 24, 2007 - Bureaucrazy. December 21, 2007 - Call me Professor TeachWell. December 18, 2007 - Oh, Mexico. December 09, 2007 - If you see something, eat something. December 05, 2007 - Breaking the Birdline. December 04, 2007 - Bionic Rudolph. December 03, 2007 - Dolfo de Nariz Roja! November 30, 2007 - Plans Unlaid. November 28, 2007 - Sucky Things, Ducky Things. November 17, 2007 - Teaching, Cats, Subways, and Gus. November 16, 2007 - crapweek! November 06, 2007 - Ruby Atlas Sighting. November 05, 2007 - Ruby Atlas! October 25, 2007 - Frank Lloyd Wright's Right Angles. October 23, 2007 - IMasqaatsi. October 21, 2007 - Full of Lack. October 03, 2007 - The Bagel, Rump, and LadyCat. September 19, 2007 - Deadwood. September 18, 2007 - Time. September 18, 2007 - WAA (Working American Adult) September 13, 2007 - I'm with Ed Monton. September 11, 2007 - Where Does Kevin Bacon Fit Here? September 09, 2007 - Rules and Exceptions. September 06, 2007 - A Wish. September 05, 2007 - The New Wireless. August 28, 2007 - it is my kettle. August 27, 2007 - Let me tell you about Kant. August 23, 2007 - Tiny Markets. August 14, 2007 - How to clutch your own chest. August 09, 2007 - Post Script. August 04, 2007 - Dear THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM August 01, 2007 - Happy August. July 23, 2007 - Talented Hamsters in Need of Banter Editor. July 22, 2007 - Eponymous Blog Posting. July 21, 2007 - Limits, Corruption. July 20, 2007 - Doing lots with lots of To-Do. July 19, 2007 - Racy. July 16, 2007 - Dreck and Treasure and the Many Ways to View a Movie. July 15, 2007 - Seeking Explanations. July 12, 2007 - The Tragic Artist is Not a Pessimist�it is precisely she who affirms all that is questionable and terrible in existence. July 11, 2007 - Time! (it's waiting in the wings.) July 10, 2007 - have you been watching flight of the conchords? July 02, 2007 - A lot of moving around without getting anywhere. I'm fine where I am. June 26, 2007 - Hot Swans. June 19, 2007 - Fragments of what gets meant. June 15, 2007 - Jobs, Money, Sanity. June 12, 2007 - Hooked Up. Detached. June 11, 2007 - 1 Week. June 05, 2007 - Everything is more difficult in NYC. But it�s NYC! May 30, 2007 - Stick a Pin(Up) in it. May 28, 2007 - Trip Nostalgia. May 25, 2007 - Television! May 24, 2007 - Making Judgments. May 22, 2007 - Aging. May 19, 2007 - Rubber, Glue, and how to pronounce, spell, and cook �potatoe.� May 18, 2007 - It�s funny. May 16, 2007 - Bodies as Heavy and Light, and No, I�m not saying you�re fat. May 10, 2007 - Ugh. And then Eureka! May 08, 2007 - Images Appear. May 05, 2007 - Pathetisad. May 03, 2007 - H.B. (TCNTUNWI) May 02, 2007 - I had students put your flyer in all the bathroom stalls. April 29, 2007 - one bad reason to be ee cummings. April 25, 2007 - banks, trains, and rock. April 23, 2007 - In Process. April 16, 2007 - Etsy! Sexy! April 15, 2007 - Notes from the Paisley Underground. April 15, 2007 - - April 10, 2007 - There is a logical explanation. April 09, 2007 - It�s not that I can�t get no. April 08, 2007 - How You Know You Love It. April 04, 2007 - Problems Solved By Cats, Friends, and BrainYoga. April 03, 2007 - A Plea for Letter-Writing. April 03, 2007 - Perspective. April 01, 2007 - Symposiums, Nostalgias, Attachments. March 29, 2007 - New Red Threat. March 28, 2007 - Today it's just Wallace Stevens. March 26, 2007 - Thurgood is a Communist; Hans Blix has gone French. March 26, 2007 - Sharks, Manatees, Cute Boys, Killers, and Depressed People. March 24, 2007 - Alison Young Sighting! March 21, 2007 - Long Day. Good Presentation. March 20, 2007 - Crab Enchilada. March 20, 2007 - Where 'is' is not 'ought.' March 16, 2007 - Fist Names. Movies and Weather. March 14, 2007 - LogBlog, and a Fistful of Funny. March 13, 2007 - Ups and Downs. Also: Only in a Building Full of Professors. March 11, 2007 - On How Hans Blix and I May Disagree. March 10, 2007 - Tin-Spamtithesis. March 09, 2007 - The Shape of What Is Not There. March 08, 2007 - Cold as Ice! March 06, 2007 - From Strauss to the Other Dimension. March 04, 2007 - Sometimes a Spiral is Truer to Form (by which I mean life) than is a Narrative Arc. March 02, 2007 - Cute TV. February 27, 2007 - On Finding Inspiration In Unexpected Places. February 27, 2007 - A Fair Amount of Being Alone. February 25, 2007 - cracker'd up. February 21, 2007 - Ode on Absurdity. February 19, 2007 - a good melody. February 18, 2007 - Post-Party Post. February 16, 2007 - On How Goggles Can Be Hot and then Not. February 15, 2007 - Dumped by a Day. February 13, 2007 - Valentine's Day. February 12, 2007 - Light and Dark... for Valentine's Day. February 08, 2007 - Don�t Future-Fuck Yourself. February 06, 2007 - I�m going to go do whatever I want all the time. February 05, 2007 - In my mind (where you�ll often find me). February 04, 2007 - I'm talking about physical pain. February 02, 2007 - Share the Lotion. February 01, 2007 - Back in the Quakerhood. January 31, 2007 - aging. January 29, 2007 - Aurora Borealis! January 24, 2007 - Thrill. January 22, 2007 - It works on some. January 20, 2007 - Voooowels. January 17, 2007 - The World of Adults. January 15, 2007 - Attention to Detail. January 09, 2007 - Time, Money, Discipline. January 08, 2007 - Pressed up against your back January 07, 2007 - A Room Not Of My Own. January 06, 2007 - Caroleen, Huxley, Phil, and Charley. January 04, 2007 - writhing in the tight dimensions of pain. January 02, 2007 - January 2. December 31, 2006 - Whereforeartthou? December 29, 2006 - The Jill Whisperer. December 25, 2006 - Etiquette. December 22, 2006 - Home. December 21, 2006 - longest. day. ever. December 17, 2006 - Not the Idea of the Thing but the Thing Itself. December 16, 2006 - Nickelback at Dusk, Forever. December 15, 2006 - Improbable Developments Involving Singing and Arbitration. December 14, 2006 - ROCK IT. December 13, 2006 - I Still Want To Be Told. December 12, 2006 - On the Flank of the Other. December 08, 2006 - Silencio! Shhhh.... December 06, 2006 - In Bed (CLOTHED!), plus: Cosmic Comedy. December 06, 2006 - Hans Blix is Bringing Fluffy Back. December 04, 2006 - Interviewitis [sick]. November 30, 2006 - re: LAX November 29, 2006 - NEW YORK CITY y cosas. November 28, 2006 - An Invitation To Identify, or: November 27, 2006 - Not a Platypus. November 26, 2006 - After the Pie Party. November 23, 2006 - The Age of Vegiquarius. November 19, 2006 - \"Temptations.\" \"Not a Musician.\" \"Gus Exists.\" \"Bead Store.\" November 18, 2006 - We Are Nietzschean Family. November 17, 2006 - Doing Dallas, Family Style. November 15, 2006 - Medication. November 14, 2006 - Thyroid Blix. November 09, 2006 - Meow's Your Thyroid, Purr-dner? November 09, 2006 - Tipping Over To The Left. November 07, 2006 - WWJMcGD? November 06, 2006 - Don't you wish you were visiting me right now? November 04, 2006 - Jonathan Winters? November 02, 2006 - The 9th Wonder of the World, for the day. October 31, 2006 - New York Speed. October 27, 2006 - HEY WEIRDO! October 26, 2006 - Jean-Paul Blix. SC Johnson Wax. October 24, 2006 - Misty Coupon Mountain Hop... for Bras! October 23, 2006 - Winning Losers: Another Double Feature October 23, 2006 - Queens Give Me a Break. October 19, 2006 - Ah, Sartre! You Romantic! October 12, 2006 - a-NO-nymity October 09, 2006 - Developments. Revisions. Woe. October 07, 2006 - Drinking Station. October 05, 2006 - Good Old Ambler. October 05, 2006 - From Off the Wall to Off the Couch. October 04, 2006 - Phenomenology of Procrastination. September 27, 2006 - That just happened. September 25, 2006 - Here I Am. September 24, 2006 - Face Off. September 23, 2006 - Unmaking, Coming Home. September 23, 2006 - Nerd Alert. September 22, 2006 - Just Wrong. September 20, 2006 - Sick Day. September 17, 2006 - Disappointed Adult. September 11, 2006 - Stealing your Off-Key Thunder. September 06, 2006 - hateful masterpiece of dire villiany. August 30, 2006 - Happy Duck. Bumm-bershooted. August 28, 2006 - I Must Do What's Right. August 24, 2006 - I'm Sorry It Took So Long To Return Your Sock. August 19, 2006 - Parties and Closing Time. August 16, 2006 - So You Think You Can Dance? August 16, 2006 - Scatchamagowza! August 13, 2006 - My Weekend. August 10, 2006 - DCI, G the B. August 08, 2006 - My Milkshake Brings All the Bears to the Car. August 07, 2006 - Wild Animals. August 02, 2006 - Ah, Berkeley. July 31, 2006 - Book Danger. July 30, 2006 - Working. Eating. Pissing. July 27, 2006 - Pretty Cakes + Photos. July 26, 2006 - How I Get By. July 24, 2006 - Unwelcome Operator. July 23, 2006 - Spare the Air. July 21, 2006 - Writing about Not Writing. July 19, 2006 - Mare-Ee-Azjh. July 18, 2006 - Many Parties. ALL CAPS. Puppies and St. Francis both playing dual roles. Various Confusions. July 16, 2006 - I want you to seek out pain. July 12, 2006 - Coach Carter Triumphs over Adversity. July 08, 2006 - Under Construction. Getting Lucky. July 07, 2006 - Let Me Take The Bullet For You. Plus: Photos! July 05, 2006 - Coconut Love. July 04, 2006 - Comedy is often like tragedy. June 26, 2006 - Straightness. Gayness. Island-Bound. June 22, 2006 - Hush. June 19, 2006 - Things Related To Water. June 19, 2006 - Little things like that are strangely large. June 11, 2006 - Brick Noir. June 08, 2006 - Boys Singing For Girls and Girls Singing For Boys. Dogs Blinding Dolphins. June 07, 2006 - Yosemite! June 04, 2006 - Perennially Surprised Super Sloth. May 30, 2006 - New Camera. May 28, 2006 - Gimmick. May 25, 2006 - On How Two Days Ago Is Last Night. May 25, 2006 - Cartesian Interrupted. May 24, 2006 - How Tom Cruise Will Destroy The Earth. May 22, 2006 - About that party, and the birthday the day after, and the day after� May 21, 2006 - Forty. May 18, 2006 - Tail of the Other. May 16, 2006 - At Least They Understood My Lectures! May 12, 2006 - Wood Duck=Feather Squirrel. Falling off the Bicyclette. Cookie Monster Syntax. May 12, 2006 - o! the joy! is on my nickel? May 11, 2006 - on how my heart has been broken by a duck who may not even be a duck. May 10, 2006 - Nothing Wrong At All. May 08, 2006 - Weekend. May 03, 2006 - Haku! Bunnies! Spread Eagle Village? May 02, 2006 - Best Ever? May 01, 2006 - Hetero-Normativity and Indifferent Resistance, or: Are You Going To End Up Married to a Man Someday? April 30, 2006 - Rocking in Various Formats. April 28, 2006 - A Day! April 27, 2006 - Me and NYC. Plus: The City Will Speak if you listen. April 22, 2006 - Not Normal. April 20, 2006 - I didn't realize that the world was imperfect until just this moment. April 19, 2006 - Nothing too challenging here. April 19, 2006 - Who will win....? in a world of.... LASER CATS! April 17, 2006 - A Trip for Trip. April 14, 2006 - People can be disappointing. Food can be inspiring. But the opposite is always true, too. April 12, 2006 - That Tree. Plus: Funny Unfunny People April 10, 2006 - What It Means To Be A Girl. April 09, 2006 - Non-Quaker Weekend, Plus: En-shoe-siasm! April 07, 2006 - Funny Levinas. Cake and Soup. Rocking Verizon! April 05, 2006 - Psycatic Break. March 30, 2006 - Getting Paid. And Paying. March 29, 2006 - Tiny, Tiny Victory. March 26, 2006 - Next Stop: Your Trousers. March 23, 2006 - From Desire To Boredom in No Time. March 17, 2006 - Desire, again. Alone (again). March 17, 2006 - Something That Repeats But Is Never The Same. March 14, 2006 - What Distance Does. March 13, 2006 - Small Huge World. March 09, 2006 - Photo Booth. March 09, 2006 - Be Careful Not To Get Trapped In The Closet. March 07, 2006 - Crash Crash. March 06, 2006 - B.O.L.O.G.N.A. March 05, 2006 - Crazy or Brave? And: The Tragedy of Cat Reasoning. March 02, 2006 - Busy. Shoppeeen. VGCU Update. February 24, 2006 - Am I Talking? February 20, 2006 - Hans Blix Fix. February 19, 2006 - Soap Opera Handsome. February 19, 2006 - Modest Demands. February 14, 2006 - VDAY February 11, 2006 - feather squirrels, weird figs, spear fishing, rum drinking. February 07, 2006 - adventures on public transit. February 06, 2006 - My Ep-illusions May Not Be Yours. February 06, 2006 - Wendy Comes To Town and �Winter Mosey�s Back.� February 02, 2006 - When Puss Comes To Shove. January 31, 2006 - On How Everything Currently Seems Ludicrous. January 29, 2006 - Unsad Food. Also: Collaboration? January 25, 2006 - Holy Shouch! January 23, 2006 - The Sky Is Not Blue. January 22, 2006 - Manhattan Payback. January 18, 2006 - Not About Love. January 17, 2006 - Not Wrong Does Not Mean Right. What? January 15, 2006 - A Bad Day Can Usually Be Worse. Plus: (Not So) Secret Other Blog. January 12, 2006 - On Not Getting Cut That Break. Tiny Nationalism. Sarcastic Sarcasm. January 11, 2006 - Hill Walking. Beverage Drinking. January 10, 2006 - Ha-eegit. Babies are Selfish. VGCU. January 09, 2006 - Trying Is Trying. January 07, 2006 - Two Good Evenings. January 03, 2006 - Steps, Stairs, Home and Not Home. January 02, 2006 - New Year, Old Rain In San Francisco. December 31, 2005 - Entry Written on Plane and Then Posted Quickly While Trip Is Waiting For Me to Leave the House. December 29, 2005 - The Use Of Time. December 21, 2005 - Gains and Losses, Not Only In The Belly Region. December 20, 2005 - It's True. I'm in San Francisco. December 13, 2005 - Houses and Hauntings. December 11, 2005 - Grab Christmas by the Teeth, or: On How Pip Killed Buffy. December 08, 2005 - Felix Culpa's Bram Stoker's h2so4 store, at your service. December 08, 2005 - Swiftness, yes. But do not say you were not warned. December 06, 2005 - Is That A Turkey Under Your Table? December 06, 2005 - Timber! December 01, 2005 - Not Much Happening, Things on the Horizon. November 30, 2005 - Old Things, New Things. November 29, 2005 - On How You Need More Cowbell. November 28, 2005 - Shimmering in the Water. November 24, 2005 - Thanks. November 22, 2005 - My Toaster Is Not Dangerous. November 20, 2005 - Songs that don�t Suck, Blogs that Do. November 17, 2005 - The Content of Forms. November 15, 2005 - I Won! November 13, 2005 - To Sleep or Not To Sleep: Not The Question At All. November 11, 2005 - It's Either The Astral, or Squirrels. November 10, 2005 - Staying Still, Backing Up, Gliding. November 07, 2005 - Eyes on Watches, and Hands with Eyes. November 04, 2005 - Daunted House. October 31, 2005 - Note to Self: Prescription Chewbacca Mask. [pause] sc johnson wax. October 31, 2005 - A Few Kinds of Magic. October 29, 2005 - Constant [pause] Suction. October 24, 2005 - Are You Flirting With Me? October 21, 2005 - Is All Recognition Enslavement? October 20, 2005 - Just because I�m hungry, doesn�t mean I�ll steal your cookie. October 14, 2005 - Cuidado: Nerd On Board. October 12, 2005 - Room for Dessert. October 09, 2005 - Welcome to San Francisco! October 06, 2005 - Writing is Hard! October 04, 2005 - Septa, Sake, Syrah. October 02, 2005 - Unsubversive Hooligan. Schedule Change Achieved. September 28, 2005 - A Piece of the World of Sense. September 27, 2005 - Pandas, Tigers, and Birds. And Philosophers. September 18, 2005 - BUSY! But not too busy for you! September 15, 2005 - Good Music, Bad Letter-of-Law. September 13, 2005 - On How SheenyKeeny Would Not Fit Into The Suitcase. September 12, 2005 - Music and Television. And also: The Perils of Passing. September 11, 2005 - That Doesn't Need To Be Said. September 07, 2005 - All the Pretty Photos. Summer 2005. September 06, 2005 - Time Held Hostage in a Car, Compounded by Music. September 06, 2005 - It�s all stars, goose shit, and beauty. September 03, 2005 - I Have Many Questions. August 29, 2005 - Long Entry about Weddings, and Leaving, and Exposed Hearts. August 27, 2005 - What Are You Going To WEAR?! August 25, 2005 - On The Many Ways Not To Clean House. August 24, 2005 - Yosemite. AKA Love Letter to Evany, Jeff and Caroleen. August 23, 2005 - Lost Jacket in Place Where No One Needs Jacket. August 19, 2005 - Babygirl, I know you love your job, but sometimes you have got to let it go! August 15, 2005 - Not At All According To Plan. August 14, 2005 - Tale of Two Parties. August 11, 2005 - �Not Moving.� Nostalgia. Birthdays. Parties. August 09, 2005 - Roller Coasters, including dating, and my sister. August 09, 2005 - GETTING MARRIED!, San Jose, and other terrifying rides. August 04, 2005 - Segel. Shopping. Miscellany. August 02, 2005 - Miracle! ...More Later, but for now just this. July 27, 2005 - Just You Wait. July 26, 2005 - Firefly, Loud Family, Way Too Helpful. July 25, 2005 - Human-Powered Spinning Rides Make San Francisco Resident Eat Words. July 21, 2005 - Will You Come To Banana Island With Me? July 21, 2005 - Jobs. Friends. My Sunglasses on TV. July 19, 2005 - OK. So I Went On A Date. But The Important Thing Is That You Should Read Cloud Atlas. July 17, 2005 - When the Cookie Monster Rocks, It Is Surprisingly HOTT! July 15, 2005 - Poor Me! July 14, 2005 - Action! July 11, 2005 - Fire! �But Officer, I Have a Priapus!� July 04, 2005 - On Loving the Nothing-Doing Wherein A Lot Seems To Happen Anyway. Plus: There Is No Explaining Some People. June 28, 2005 - The Intuitionist: Your Summer Reading? June 27, 2005 - Look. See! June 25, 2005 - Pussyfire! And Old Letters. June 23, 2005 - Ownership of the Frownie! June 21, 2005 - Has Anything Happened In Your Cupcake Lately? June 16, 2005 - Very Little� Too Much. June 14, 2005 - 24-hour Date. Not Universalizing a Statement. June 10, 2005 - On Submission. June 07, 2005 - The World�s Indifference vs. The Indifference of People. June 03, 2005 - Las Vegas Nights. June 02, 2005 - Another country? Or the most American thing possible? June 01, 2005 - Chocolate. Alison. Las Vegas. May 30, 2005 - Bed Positions. Standards. Nothing is Free. May 27, 2005 - Gett Off? Shake Your Body Down To The Ground? May 23, 2005 - Have You Revealed Yourself Lately? May 20, 2005 - Goodbye Massachusetts, Hello California! May 18, 2005 - Photos of things soon past, and things soon to come. May 16, 2005 - Amherst gets ROCKED. Finally. But it's really only Northampton. May 13, 2005 - Crash collides with XXX. May 12, 2005 - Newsflash: Hollywood Unlikely To Offer Up Nietzschean Plotline! May 09, 2005 - Bright Lights, Stuffed Kitty (Doubles as Catpack!). May 06, 2005 - Various Forces of Good. TYPO. And Bonus: Hackysack Attack Deflected, Moral Victory Won. April 22, 2005 - Giant Dinosaur Insect Version of a Flying Wild Turkey! And other evidence that I have gone Mad. April 19, 2005 - Not On The Way To Anywhere: Vermont, Amherst. Plus: Frost Heave! April 15, 2005 - Karl is the King. Not Elvis. Karl. April 08, 2005 - Cereal Killers. April 07, 2005 - Hot-Dog Costume with Blue Bun! April 04, 2005 - Job News, Meals I Have Eaten, Hitch, and Evidence that Heidi�s Right Eye Is Not Getting Smaller. March 31, 2005 - Time, and Sun, and Always More Television. March 29, 2005 - Bullets of Rain Are Falling. Plus: Television, Wild Turkeys. March 27, 2005 - Since Then. March 14, 2005 - SCHUMP ting! boiiing! CLOMP. March 11, 2005 - $200 Donkey-Ass Poorer, Pissed Off. February 26, 2005 - I love the night life, bla. February 25, 2005 - Part-time Vampire. February 24, 2005 - Things that keep me awake, Things that keep me from sleeping. February 19, 2005 - If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I driving to Pittsfield? February 18, 2005 - Q: What kind of chickens are they? A: Ten, but only six are chickens. February 16, 2005 - Conceptual Cake, Invented Pie. February 10, 2005 - New York, John Hughes, the Perils of Teen Romance. February 08, 2005 - Moore-Kutcher, and More. February 07, 2005 - Existential Absurdity. February 06, 2005 - Football and Me. Plus: A Dinner Party and Photos. February 03, 2005 - Banter Report, News Flashes. February 01, 2005 - Brilliant Ill-Adjusted. And: Absurdity Saves. January 31, 2005 - Great Flying Daggers! January 28, 2005 - UP. DOWN. and then! January 26, 2005 - Undertaking New Things Despite Natural Obstacles. January 25, 2005 - Blizzard. January 22, 2005 - Situational Loneliness. Darling Students. New Hair. Cola. Dog-in-Boots. Octagon! January 20, 2005 - Even Garments Have Gender Trouble. However, Hair Products Do Not. January 19, 2005 - Snowing! Plus: Jack et Jill, dressing to Sha-quille. January 18, 2005 - Frosty! Plus: Parka=Boyfriend. January 15, 2005 - Perils of the Unknown. January 11, 2005 - Greg the Bunny. Rousseau. Ferry or Eno? Martin Donovan. Marco's Bands. January 09, 2005 - The true problem for us Westerners. January 03, 2005 - \"Nothing is more comical than the concern that a being destined to destruction takes for itself.\" January 02, 2005 - Good Parties and the Recovery They Require. December 30, 2004 - See Awesome. Then Watch Me Save Christmas! December 27, 2004 - Against Antithesis. December 24, 2004 - The Terror. December 23, 2004 - Vegas, Superheroes, Food, Movies. December 16, 2004 - I can be your hero, baby. December 13, 2004 - Funny Things Happen. December 09, 2004 - Juxtapositions. November 30, 2004 - And then! Since last time. November 23, 2004 - Undone. November 23, 2004 - Relaxed, OK? November 23, 2004 - Party Report. November 20, 2004 - San Francisco. Social Activity. November 13, 2004 - Ben, Jill Vindicated. Plus: Pancakes, and \"That's right. Evany Thomas.\" November 13, 2004 - Wild Turkey, The Sequel. November 12, 2004 - Wild Turkey Times Two or Three. November 11, 2004 - Maybe I Won't Need Snow Tires. November 09, 2004 - Love. Power. Mail. October 03, 2004 - And Then! September 30, 2004 - J Gets Stuff Done. Plus: \"Campus Safety\"--Subtle Hazing. September 30, 2004 - This Is What Counts As News. September 26, 2004 - Why I Should Not Live Alone, Part One: Ugly Telephone. September 25, 2004 - Identity. September 23, 2004 - Update, Pictures. September 21, 2004 - Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker… Vs. Thinker. September 20, 2004 - Porn Neighbor in Prehistoric Cave Hotel with Free Wireless. September 19, 2004 - The Parable of the Hotdog Bun. September 15, 2004 - No So Dumb. With Books, That Is. September 15, 2004 - Fewer Insects, Still Dumb. September 14, 2004 - Nueva York. September 09, 2004 - Still. And Yet? September 08, 2004 - Food. Water. September 07, 2004 - I (now) Live (part-time) in a Small Town. September 06, 2004 - Feel the Noise. September 05, 2004 - Kneedeep in the Hoopla. September 05, 2004 - Where the Ducks Walk on the Fish. September 04, 2004 - Irony, Inverse Time Machine, then Cleveland. September 03, 2004 - Chicago=Stuffed. As am I. September 02, 2004 - Chicago! August 31, 2004 - Just Drive, She Said. August 30, 2004 - Light and its Opposite. august 30, 2004 - bad moon rising, then sinking. August 29, 2004 - I Am Not A Civilian. August 28, 2004 - Philosophy Break: Public/Private Forgiveness. August 28, 2004 - Bear in Mind. August 27, 2004 - Time of Day. August 26, 2004 - Better Throw Her In The Water. August 25, 2004 - Taking Sand Mountain (no strategy). August 21, 2004 - Music, Wounding, and a Fine Risk. August 16, 2004 - The Trouble with Packing. Also: Dangers and Joys of �Movie Intimacy.� August 11, 2004 - �Definition, which, as form, is beauty, luster and appearing, is also strangulation, that is, anguish.� August 08, 2004 - Reasonless Downward Spiral August 07, 2004 - Telling a Life. Privacy. Anarchy. Bow Wow Wow. August 06, 2004 - The Eight Stages of Danger: A Guide to Hans Blix. Plus: Men Who Buy Lunch! August 05, 2004 - 1) More Evidence that Hans Blix is a Rocker. 2) Sighting of a Stonemason�s Apprentice from Flanders 1438. 3) h2so4 #19 is HERE. August 03, 2004 - Pizza. And the Continuous Death of Pop Music. August 03, 2004 - held in a frame of light! August 02, 2004 - Hans Blix is a Headbanger. August 01, 2004 - Why? An Entire Entry About Bra Shopping. August 01, 2004 - Always Already Ass-kicked. July 31, 2004 - New h2so4 in print form, finally; inadvertent physical comedy. July 30, 2004 - \"I'm in a glass case of emotion!\" July 29, 2004 - Boxes and Brownies. July 28, 2004 - Should �online diary� be an oxymoron? Or: the personal is not always political. July 27, 2004 - Undue Diligence: A Life of Jill S----.
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