is the word 'diary' better than the word 'blog'? probably not.

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Tin-Spamtithesis.

This morning as I idled in bed struggling to get out of it for the second time (the first time being ever so early, at Gus�s house, before I drove him to the coffee-drug-pimphouse-supplier and then the train station, leaving him with a �well, sweetheart, I�ve driven you to the suburban rail station in our station wagon, so give me a kiss!�), I rolled over as I often do, grabbed the sidekick II, and began to read email. I happened upon a message that looked as if it was probably SPAM, but since it was from the name of an ex-student of mine for whom I recently wrote a letter of recommendation, and also had a subject line that was not entirely ridiculous (much like some the student papers I graded yesterday. It is a rare student who has learned the art of the good paper-title), I opened it and started reading. And then I found that I could not stop! It was a demi-archetype of a sublime experiment in Dadaist automatic writing. And so I offer to you the latest addition [sick] in a little series of entries I like to call Spampoetically Yours or �Tin-Spamtithesis.� (By which I mean to refer to Cole Porter yet again: �this verse I�ve started seems to me / the tin-pantithesis of melody / so control your desire to curse / while I crucify the verse.�)

Spampoetically Yours,

it up. then, assuming her gravest air, she went to give the finishing
touchesaway, to be half killed by kindness, and being fed, clothed, and
comforted,"pooh! you know who i mean; so you need n't try to catch me
up,
which few have skill enough to lend it, and made it a spectacle of
life-enjoying stop herself, and then could have bitten her tongue out
for being so rude. another by whisking away at one fell swoop all that
lay on jill's table.
thick as mine, was forty dollars. it came to me all of a sudden that i
had one

subjects can recognize her at all is by means of a beautiful ruby key
whichfaces clean second, get up early third, when the ether sponge is
put over youri'll go at once for the golden cap." strength unconsciously
flowed from it to sustain and comfort her. some of her
in his pocket. he glanced at her frizzled head, bare shoulders, and
fantastically trimmed either in mind or body - perhaps both.
in from the green-house with her hands full of flowers, and passing
christie,

in from the green-house with her hands full of flowers, and passing
christie,"they teach us quite as much as we teach them," said mr.
bhaer.'oh, let him have his fling; he's been dependent and repressed
long enough.cannot i make him happy and forget myself?"
pretty things as much as i do, and i made my basket like a flower
because i leaving nothing but a pair of agitated feet to be
seen. express desire of the president or commander-in-chief to be
promoted
it was somewhat slow to kindle owing to the paint, but at last
one

support, the gump turned toward the south and soared swiftly and
majesticallyis absent templateup the avenue. "annoyed? oh, no!"
spotted dog, the toot of a tin trumpet, and shouts of joy at the
splendor self again, and forget your trouble." david, told in a way
that fitted it for children's reading, and illustrated
when death's shadow fell upon its light, and she discovered that
dependence
being as narrow and hard as napoleon's. the only ornaments were
dumbbells,them up in a dictionary and then putting them into sentences.
somecould not because his head was stuffed with straw, said,
quickly,busily one saturday afternoon, when she and beth were alone
together.
hopes, and plans, even their misfortunes, for they only endeared them a
call abruptly short, and races after a young lady, and is seen
holding hopes, and earnest purposes that make life beautiful and
sacred, he
they found meg in the phebebitter earnest than you prophesied.
look; i have worn this since the "may i say good-bye"the key."
bargain for himself and friends.
"a pepper pot," answered ned, giving i tell you," answered ben, with
a knowing wag of the head, as the sides which had tried poor ben.
is absent templatelove you dearly. won't you let me carry you back to
kansas, and stand you down went mac's face, and remorse began to gnaw
at
hardly over when teddy shouted from the bedroom, "oh, the little
trabsjill took her seat that afflict mankind, and the best way to
understand it is to have it. she was deeply grateful. but when mr. bhaer
came, jo neglected her playfellows, your name?" "the key." why,
i've becomes young people, and amy's ambition had a good foundation.
laurie
the powers of the golden cap, i shall give it to the king of the
monkeys,temptations that made it hard to live up to. of entreaty, as
he put his question:generous, as well as fond of art, and being pleased
with the bust, and aDJzbzRAdG1haWwuY29t

12:15 p.m. - March 10, 2007

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