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March 26, 2017 - Notes from "Whose Justice?"
January 21, 2016 - lost control.
December 29, 2015 - 3 monkeys on a plane.
December 22, 2015 - spending time.
December 11, 2015 - time and legal stories.
December 10, 2015 - top ten flavors.
December 09, 2015 - i was in Fiji.
December 08, 2015 - generally speaking, pretty serious.
December 07, 2015 - you're the worst / catastrophe ... is this a theme?
December 06, 2015 - cookiepalooza.
December 05, 2015 - point taken.
December 04, 2015 - Oh shit, in the time of legal language.
December 03, 2015 - on free speech, civility, and white privilege.
December 02, 2015 - in the midst of a refusal.
December 01, 2015 - some stories about Jill and Nasser
December 01, 2015 - write or wrong.
October 24, 2014 - That's what I said (at SPEP).
October 04, 2013 - Already too many words about this.
May 07, 2013 - on not going to funkytown.
March 02, 2013 - silver linings.
February 03, 2013 - ONBB (old new borrowed blue).
December 18, 2012 - Darin Nick Johnson.
November 19, 2012 - Cloud Atlas, film version
November 12, 2012 - advice from Nietzsche on personal style.
September 03, 2012 - grief in its smaller parts.
August 28, 2012 - the lovers.
August 26, 2012 - magical thinking.
June 09, 2012 - the fairest of them all.
May 12, 2012 - anchors away.
May 09, 2012 - Hours, After Hours.
February 21, 2012 - eulogy for my dad.
February 03, 2012 - Pan's Labyrinth.
December 14, 2011 - Vampiric Vocalizations.
November 10, 2011 - great for breakfast and for any other time because, come on, it’s cake.
August 01, 2011 - Relax.
July 30, 2011 - Water has many colors.
July 12, 2011 - Betsey Johnson.
July 09, 2011 - On a Scale of 1 to 10.
July 02, 2011 - Love Letter to Jeanine Payer
June 07, 2011 - Philosophy at a party.
May 02, 2011 - advice is a strange thing to give.
April 10, 2011 - Time Warp.
February 25, 2011 - darkness and light.
February 18, 2011 - conversation from last night.
February 11, 2011 - The Wedding Bride.
February 04, 2011 - Possibly the Best. Joke. Ever.
January 19, 2011 - roman baths.
January 15, 2011 - Miscellany: Funk, Fluevog, Los Angeles, Bad Service, Hideous Men.
December 29, 2010 - Camper and Cracker in a Band Blizzard.
December 24, 2010 - Beary Christmas!
December 14, 2010 - du Rififi chez nous.
December 06, 2010 - Month Of Fluevog.
November 17, 2010 - i am against sawing dogs in half.
November 11, 2010 - me and fluevog sitting in a tree.
October 29, 2010 - under the table.
October 26, 2010 - \"OK! WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU AT GULLIFTY'S!\"
October 24, 2010 - If you are from X--, I am going to Y-- the F-- out of you, even though I know nothing about you and am myself, also, simply a spectator.
October 21, 2010 - me writing about where you can read more writing by me.
October 18, 2010 - POTUS!
October 16, 2010 - switch to on.
September 30, 2010 - are you saying I'm fat?
September 23, 2010 - twilight of the idols?
September 11, 2010 - timing.
August 28, 2010 - cautionary tail. (heh.)
August 02, 2010 - The Kids Are All Right is all right.
August 01, 2010 - The case of IHOP: When is breakfast a paradox? When it is breakfast and not-breakfast at the same time.
July 26, 2010 - today's tight-loop small world.
July 23, 2010 - vignette of what it means to be lonely.
July 10, 2010 - findings revisited!
July 06, 2010 - help me revise my findings.
July 04, 2010 - what it might mean to be married to a man.
July 02, 2010 - on the terrible possibility that you might have to end up married to a man someday.
June 30, 2010 - getting it right/letting it be.
June 29, 2010 - things teaching lessons.
June 27, 2010 - Past Loves, A Series in no Particular Order.
June 08, 2010 - criminal cuteness.
June 07, 2010 - no, i will not go see dogville with you.
June 05, 2010 - an instinct of vengeance? or, well, maybe just strict liability criminal law.
June 04, 2010 - from bad women to banksy: will we survive the loss of judgment?
June 02, 2010 - how I got defined by lack and lived to tell the story.
June 02, 2010 - favorite sex and the city episode.
June 01, 2010 - party in the rear.
May 27, 2010 - spending time.
May 20, 2010 - predictions.
May 16, 2010 - \"timing is everything\" trumps \"throw your own party.\"
May 14, 2010 - On our way to sacrifice a goat.
April 08, 2010 - GET IN YOUR CAR!
March 28, 2010 - Perfect Shitstorm.
March 23, 2010 - dirty, dog.
March 18, 2010 - mud transporter.
March 11, 2010 - quick update.
March 07, 2010 - your alice is a wonderland.
February 18, 2010 - on how I have no allergies.
February 11, 2010 - dream on.
February 06, 2010 - A Lot Of Snow.
January 31, 2010 - a song named stadler.
January 30, 2010 - i've got a feeling.
January 19, 2010 - cliq.
January 18, 2010 - MJUK 365+
January 16, 2010 - Unembarrassed.
December 24, 2009 - Stealth Grinch. And Happy Holidays.
December 21, 2009 - Be Merry.
December 14, 2009 - news alert.
December 09, 2009 - clog wild on the heel world.
December 07, 2009 - no parka on the dancefloor.
December 04, 2009 - Cats of Anarchy.
December 02, 2009 - item in photo is better than it appears.
December 01, 2009 - OPB.
November 27, 2009 - Rhetoricians.
November 25, 2009 - ranking system.
November 24, 2009 - use it or lose it.
November 23, 2009 - moving, shaking.
November 06, 2009 - things i should be doing.
October 20, 2009 - aye, she's a cormorant.
October 17, 2009 - powers of invisibility.
October 10, 2009 - prize fighter.
October 06, 2009 - animals.
October 04, 2009 - out of gas.
September 29, 2009 - today's product endorsement.
September 26, 2009 - my violence.
September 16, 2009 - water birds.
September 06, 2009 - Putting your money where your hair is.
September 04, 2009 - Go Cougars!
August 23, 2009 - a joke without a punch line.
August 22, 2009 - as foretold.
August 21, 2009 - zombie make-up tips.
August 20, 2009 - Between Past and Future.
August 18, 2009 - And now, for your moment of zen:
August 07, 2009 - Are you a POlice or a Basketball Player?
August 02, 2009 - The Parable of the Hotdog Bun, Revisited.
July 29, 2009 - News and Weather.
July 25, 2009 - eBay ups and downs.
July 24, 2009 - More updates.
July 22, 2009 - I am conducting an experiment. (+1 update)
July 18, 2009 - Back in NYC, Content and Discontent.
July 09, 2009 - Larry Huff.
July 07, 2009 - Michael Jackson: Reportage as Metaphor
July 06, 2009 - alone with a cat = blogging again.
July 04, 2009 - to see or not to see.
June 25, 2009 - On Not Getting Enough.
June 15, 2009 - shower power and cake overload.
June 08, 2009 - going down and flying down.
May 25, 2009 - birthday shopping!
May 23, 2009 - birthday girl.
May 19, 2009 - bedtime reading.
May 14, 2009 - Seeing and Hearing.
May 11, 2009 - a family, a life, a universe of meaning
May 10, 2009 - it must be summer.
May 03, 2009 - News!
April 28, 2009 - Disjunctive Topics.
April 26, 2009 - Old School Diary Entry about What I Did This Weekend.
April 24, 2009 - …Where you find me grasping at racks.
April 19, 2009 - it's what's for dinner.
April 15, 2009 - Training.
April 13, 2009 - Upside.
April 12, 2009 - Come on!
April 09, 2009 - Minority Report.
March 27, 2009 - different but the same.
March 26, 2009 - Recchiuti Love.
March 22, 2009 - Washing Machine Update.
March 21, 2009 - Dishes.
March 16, 2009 - oh. so you're the bar car.
March 09, 2009 - Teach Thyself.
March 07, 2009 - Feline Existential Angst and Disappearance.
March 06, 2009 - Repetition Dance.
March 02, 2009 - Snow and Supper.
February 27, 2009 - Birds and Books.
February 26, 2009 - Twilight
February 24, 2009 - Get Crafty. And: Under the Spell of Yellow.
February 22, 2009 - Slumdog Valentine?
February 18, 2009 - will to power.
February 15, 2009 - Aging Valentine.
February 11, 2009 - my name on a book.
February 10, 2009 - i just found out i'm not a woman.
February 05, 2009 - It's All About Me.
February 04, 2009 - smile!
February 02, 2009 - Liz Dunn!
January 18, 2009 - Not so sure.
January 14, 2009 - I'm with the band?
January 13, 2009 - change i can believe in?
January 11, 2009 - chocolate non-peril.
January 05, 2009 - I AM ON THE SIDE OF THE RECORDS.
January 02, 2009 - Perfectibility.
December 25, 2008 - tcb, xmas eve.
December 22, 2008 - it will be the paper that suffers.
December 13, 2008 - egghead on a train.
December 12, 2008 - but i took it for fun!
December 10, 2008 - can't buy me love.
December 09, 2008 - health and wealth.
December 07, 2008 - No More Tears.
December 06, 2008 - When Dumb is Lucky Smart.
November 29, 2008 - Lost and Found.
November 22, 2008 - Hire Me.
November 20, 2008 - BuffyTwo the Bison: Electric Buffaloo.
November 18, 2008 - love of shoes has its limits. impose them on yourself.
November 09, 2008 - light, shadow and blog.
November 06, 2008 - how to change a mind.
November 03, 2008 - hope with me. make it real.
November 02, 2008 - Lessons other people teach yourself.
October 31, 2008 - My Babies.
October 29, 2008 - Missin (there is no G).
October 28, 2008 - Pornographers I Love.
October 23, 2008 - new york groove.
October 22, 2008 - Shoe Nuff.
October 21, 2008 - the return of bhangra.
October 11, 2008 - J to the ill.
October 09, 2008 - Arch Enemy.
October 04, 2008 - Feat and Feet.
October 02, 2008 - RE: captcha
September 30, 2008 - Update.
September 26, 2008 - Superdador.
September 24, 2008 - Room of Mystical Light (side order of searing pain).
September 20, 2008 - Instincts of the Modern Housecat.
September 19, 2008 - today.
September 18, 2008 - Fine in a week.
September 15, 2008 - oh, sad.
September 10, 2008 - Gifts.
September 09, 2008 - Old is New.
September 06, 2008 - here is where I was....
September 03, 2008 - here i am...
September 01, 2008 - ALMOST DONE.
August 31, 2008 - I USED TO BE A SODA BOTTLE. And: but this is an outfit!
August 27, 2008 - two separate qualities that may or may not overlap.
August 23, 2008 - tragedy averted.
August 15, 2008 - Happy Endings.
August 11, 2008 - Today's Unlikely Reference to Voltaire.
August 09, 2008 - Yosemite.
July 31, 2008 - Lancome releases Crystal Pepsi.
July 27, 2008 - Bush is not Batman, OK?
July 24, 2008 - Leaving to go somewhere I’ve left.
July 19, 2008 - see dr. horrible for free while you can.
July 18, 2008 - Spinning it Up or Down.
July 08, 2008 - Chrome Rack.
July 05, 2008 - Must Not See.
July 02, 2008 - oh, come on.
June 30, 2008 - It's like a jungle sometimes.
June 29, 2008 - Am I Too Late for the Garbage?
June 27, 2008 - Hopefully the time will soon come for such things.
June 25, 2008 - Black Fly in Chardonnay.
June 23, 2008 - Krafty Foods.
June 23, 2008 - What I've Done for You Lately.
June 19, 2008 - Elected by Goodness.
June 18, 2008 - Food and Weather.
June 16, 2008 - pools are good, 24-7. so are marshmallows.
June 05, 2008 - someone else’s orbs of discernment.
June 03, 2008 - Peeps For Beta-Testing.
June 01, 2008 - Good and Bad Carrie Bradshaw.
May 31, 2008 - Free Art.
May 26, 2008 - Because Rumsfeld was at the top, he should now be at the bottom.
May 23, 2008 - Gus Gives Good Birthday.
May 16, 2008 - 21x2 without fanfare. plus: luxury items, and my COUSIN.
May 10, 2008 - I'm bringing Etsy back. Slowly.
May 09, 2008 - it's not only about escalators.
May 03, 2008 - Evany.
April 27, 2008 - Loads of Eating.
April 25, 2008 - Vampires and Werewolves Makin' It.
April 24, 2008 - Not Quite Fitting.
April 23, 2008 - Etiquette = Tiny Ethics.
April 21, 2008 - More Magic.
April 19, 2008 - Do you think Mr. Clean is the Brawny guy's type?
April 18, 2008 - Dexter.
April 13, 2008 - Don't Laugh.
April 11, 2008 - \"sexy.\"
April 11, 2008 - where should i be looking right now?
April 08, 2008 - to hug or not to hug. and lots of NEWS.
April 02, 2008 - Me and Doctors.
March 31, 2008 - Sick and Impatient.
March 27, 2008 - March 27, on which I say something that I don’t usually say about another woman.
March 26, 2008 - Too S to T.
March 19, 2008 - Apparently I am RED (and black and white all over).
March 16, 2008 - Be Kind Rewind. Plus: Sweded Pepe Le Pew.
March 03, 2008 - Leap Day. Garfield.
February 28, 2008 - Fluevogs and Dragons.
February 26, 2008 - Twitter. Your Mother. PJ.
February 22, 2008 - Corkscrews and Cleavers. New York City.
February 18, 2008 - Spectacle and Unspectacular.
February 14, 2008 - Valentine's Day!
February 13, 2008 - Addicted to Chocohol.
February 12, 2008 - Snuggle it out.
February 07, 2008 - My Beaches.
February 05, 2008 - Votes, Cats, Songs.
January 28, 2008 - Parents Who Deal Drugs, on TV.
January 24, 2008 - Mike Singing Strawberry Fields.
January 21, 2008 - Song Never Quite Written.
January 19, 2008 - Evidence.
January 17, 2008 - Pictures and Movies. Godiva in the City.
January 15, 2008 - Photos. Painting. Mother of Pearl.
January 09, 2008 - SF to Philly to NY.
January 05, 2008 - Save .
January 02, 2008 - Margot, Old Men, the law.
December 26, 2007 - Kant v. Mill: Celebrity Deathmatch—You be the judge.
December 24, 2007 - Bureaucrazy.
December 21, 2007 - Call me Professor TeachWell.
December 18, 2007 - Oh, Mexico.
December 09, 2007 - If you see something, eat something.
December 05, 2007 - Breaking the Birdline.
December 04, 2007 - Bionic Rudolph.
December 03, 2007 - Dolfo de Nariz Roja!
November 30, 2007 - Plans Unlaid.
November 28, 2007 - Sucky Things, Ducky Things.
November 17, 2007 - Teaching, Cats, Subways, and Gus.
November 16, 2007 - crapweek!
November 06, 2007 - Ruby Atlas Sighting.
November 05, 2007 - Ruby Atlas!
October 25, 2007 - Frank Lloyd Wright's Right Angles.
October 23, 2007 - IMasqaatsi.
October 21, 2007 - Full of Lack.
October 03, 2007 - The Bagel, Rump, and LadyCat.
September 19, 2007 - Deadwood.
September 18, 2007 - Time.
September 18, 2007 - WAA (Working American Adult)
September 13, 2007 - I'm with Ed Monton.
September 11, 2007 - Where Does Kevin Bacon Fit Here?
September 09, 2007 - Rules and Exceptions.
September 06, 2007 - A Wish.
September 05, 2007 - The New Wireless.
August 28, 2007 - it is my kettle.
August 27, 2007 - Let me tell you about Kant.
August 23, 2007 - Tiny Markets.
August 14, 2007 - How to clutch your own chest.
August 09, 2007 - Post Script.
August 04, 2007 - Dear THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
August 01, 2007 - Happy August.
July 23, 2007 - Talented Hamsters in Need of Banter Editor.
July 22, 2007 - Eponymous Blog Posting.
July 21, 2007 - Limits, Corruption.
July 20, 2007 - Doing lots with lots of To-Do.
July 19, 2007 - Racy.
July 16, 2007 - Dreck and Treasure and the Many Ways to View a Movie.
July 15, 2007 - Seeking Explanations.
July 12, 2007 - The Tragic Artist is Not a Pessimist—it is precisely she who affirms all that is questionable and terrible in existence.
July 11, 2007 - Time! (it's waiting in the wings.)
July 10, 2007 - have you been watching flight of the conchords?
July 02, 2007 - A lot of moving around without getting anywhere. I'm fine where I am.
June 26, 2007 - Hot Swans.
June 19, 2007 - Fragments of what gets meant.
June 15, 2007 - Jobs, Money, Sanity.
June 12, 2007 - Hooked Up. Detached.
June 11, 2007 - 1 Week.
June 05, 2007 - Everything is more difficult in NYC. But it’s NYC!
May 30, 2007 - Stick a Pin(Up) in it.
May 28, 2007 - Trip Nostalgia.
May 25, 2007 - Television!
May 24, 2007 - Making Judgments.
May 22, 2007 - Aging.
May 19, 2007 - Rubber, Glue, and how to pronounce, spell, and cook “potatoe.”
May 18, 2007 - It’s funny.
May 16, 2007 - Bodies as Heavy and Light, and No, I’m not saying you’re fat.
May 10, 2007 - Ugh. And then Eureka!
May 08, 2007 - Images Appear.
May 05, 2007 - Pathetisad.
May 03, 2007 - H.B. (TCNTUNWI)
May 02, 2007 - I had students put your flyer in all the bathroom stalls.
April 29, 2007 - one bad reason to be ee cummings.
April 25, 2007 - banks, trains, and rock.
April 23, 2007 - In Process.
April 16, 2007 - Etsy! Sexy!
April 15, 2007 - Notes from the Paisley Underground.
April 15, 2007 - -
April 10, 2007 - There is a logical explanation.
April 09, 2007 - It’s not that I can’t get no.
April 08, 2007 - How You Know You Love It.
April 04, 2007 - Problems Solved By Cats, Friends, and BrainYoga.
April 03, 2007 - A Plea for Letter-Writing.
April 03, 2007 - Perspective.
April 01, 2007 - Symposiums, Nostalgias, Attachments.
March 29, 2007 - New Red Threat.
March 28, 2007 - Today it's just Wallace Stevens.
March 26, 2007 - Thurgood is a Communist; Hans Blix has gone French.
March 26, 2007 - Sharks, Manatees, Cute Boys, Killers, and Depressed People.
March 24, 2007 - Alison Young Sighting!
March 21, 2007 - Long Day. Good Presentation.
March 20, 2007 - Crab Enchilada.
March 20, 2007 - Where 'is' is not 'ought.'
March 16, 2007 - Fist Names. Movies and Weather.
March 14, 2007 - LogBlog, and a Fistful of Funny.
March 13, 2007 - Ups and Downs. Also: Only in a Building Full of Professors.
March 11, 2007 - On How Hans Blix and I May Disagree.
March 10, 2007 - Tin-Spamtithesis.
March 09, 2007 - The Shape of What Is Not There.
March 08, 2007 - Cold as Ice!
March 06, 2007 - From Strauss to the Other Dimension.
March 04, 2007 - Sometimes a Spiral is Truer to Form (by which I mean life) than is a Narrative Arc.
March 02, 2007 - Cute TV.
February 27, 2007 - On Finding Inspiration In Unexpected Places.
February 27, 2007 - A Fair Amount of Being Alone.
February 25, 2007 - cracker'd up.
February 21, 2007 - Ode on Absurdity.
February 19, 2007 - a good melody.
February 18, 2007 - Post-Party Post.
February 16, 2007 - On How Goggles Can Be Hot and then Not.
February 15, 2007 - Dumped by a Day.
February 13, 2007 - Valentine's Day.
February 12, 2007 - Light and Dark... for Valentine's Day.
February 08, 2007 - Don’t Future-Fuck Yourself.
February 06, 2007 - I’m going to go do whatever I want all the time.
February 05, 2007 - In my mind (where you’ll often find me).
February 04, 2007 - I'm talking about physical pain.
February 02, 2007 - Share the Lotion.
February 01, 2007 - Back in the Quakerhood.
January 31, 2007 - aging.
January 29, 2007 - Aurora Borealis!
January 24, 2007 - Thrill.
January 22, 2007 - It works on some.
January 20, 2007 - Voooowels.
January 17, 2007 - The World of Adults.
January 15, 2007 - Attention to Detail.
January 09, 2007 - Time, Money, Discipline.
January 08, 2007 - Pressed up against your back
January 07, 2007 - A Room Not Of My Own.
January 06, 2007 - Caroleen, Huxley, Phil, and Charley.
January 04, 2007 - writhing in the tight dimensions of pain.
January 02, 2007 - January 2.
December 31, 2006 - Whereforeartthou?
December 29, 2006 - The Jill Whisperer.
December 25, 2006 - Etiquette.
December 22, 2006 - Home.
December 21, 2006 - longest. day. ever.
December 17, 2006 - Not the Idea of the Thing but the Thing Itself.
December 16, 2006 - Nickelback at Dusk, Forever.
December 15, 2006 - Improbable Developments Involving Singing and Arbitration.
December 14, 2006 - ROCK IT.
December 13, 2006 - I Still Want To Be Told.
December 12, 2006 - On the Flank of the Other.
December 08, 2006 - Silencio! Shhhh....
December 06, 2006 - In Bed (CLOTHED!), plus: Cosmic Comedy.
December 06, 2006 - Hans Blix is Bringing Fluffy Back.
December 04, 2006 - Interviewitis [sick].
November 30, 2006 - re: LAX
November 29, 2006 - NEW YORK CITY y cosas.
November 28, 2006 - An Invitation To Identify, or:
November 27, 2006 - Not a Platypus.
November 26, 2006 - After the Pie Party.
November 23, 2006 - The Age of Vegiquarius.
November 19, 2006 - \"Temptations.\" \"Not a Musician.\" \"Gus Exists.\" \"Bead Store.\"
November 18, 2006 - We Are Nietzschean Family.
November 17, 2006 - Doing Dallas, Family Style.
November 15, 2006 - Medication.
November 14, 2006 - Thyroid Blix.
November 09, 2006 - Meow's Your Thyroid, Purr-dner?
November 09, 2006 - Tipping Over To The Left.
November 07, 2006 - WWJMcGD?
November 06, 2006 - Don't you wish you were visiting me right now?
November 04, 2006 - Jonathan Winters?
November 02, 2006 - The 9th Wonder of the World, for the day.
October 31, 2006 - New York Speed.
October 27, 2006 - HEY WEIRDO!
October 26, 2006 - Jean-Paul Blix. SC Johnson Wax.
October 24, 2006 - Misty Coupon Mountain Hop... for Bras!
October 23, 2006 - Winning Losers: Another Double Feature
October 23, 2006 - Queens Give Me a Break.
October 19, 2006 - Ah, Sartre! You Romantic!
October 12, 2006 - a-NO-nymity
October 09, 2006 - Developments. Revisions. Woe.
October 07, 2006 - Drinking Station.
October 05, 2006 - Good Old Ambler.
October 05, 2006 - From Off the Wall to Off the Couch.
October 04, 2006 - Phenomenology of Procrastination.
September 27, 2006 - That just happened.
September 25, 2006 - Here I Am.
September 24, 2006 - Face Off.
September 23, 2006 - Unmaking, Coming Home.
September 23, 2006 - Nerd Alert.
September 22, 2006 - Just Wrong.
September 20, 2006 - Sick Day.
September 17, 2006 - Disappointed Adult.
September 11, 2006 - Stealing your Off-Key Thunder.
September 06, 2006 - hateful masterpiece of dire villiany.
August 30, 2006 - Happy Duck. Bumm-bershooted.
August 28, 2006 - I Must Do What's Right.
August 24, 2006 - I'm Sorry It Took So Long To Return Your Sock.
August 19, 2006 - Parties and Closing Time.
August 16, 2006 - So You Think You Can Dance?
August 16, 2006 - Scatchamagowza!
August 13, 2006 - My Weekend.
August 10, 2006 - DCI, G the B.
August 08, 2006 - My Milkshake Brings All the Bears to the Car.
August 07, 2006 - Wild Animals.
August 02, 2006 - Ah, Berkeley.
July 31, 2006 - Book Danger.
July 30, 2006 - Working. Eating. Pissing.
July 27, 2006 - Pretty Cakes + Photos.
July 26, 2006 - How I Get By.
July 24, 2006 - Unwelcome Operator.
July 23, 2006 - Spare the Air.
July 21, 2006 - Writing about Not Writing.
July 19, 2006 - Mare-Ee-Azjh.
July 18, 2006 - Many Parties. ALL CAPS. Puppies and St. Francis both playing dual roles. Various Confusions.
July 16, 2006 - I want you to seek out pain.
July 12, 2006 - Coach Carter Triumphs over Adversity.
July 08, 2006 - Under Construction. Getting Lucky.
July 07, 2006 - Let Me Take The Bullet For You. Plus: Photos!
July 05, 2006 - Coconut Love.
July 04, 2006 - Comedy is often like tragedy.
June 26, 2006 - Straightness. Gayness. Island-Bound.
June 22, 2006 - Hush.
June 19, 2006 - Things Related To Water.
June 19, 2006 - Little things like that are strangely large.
June 11, 2006 - Brick Noir.
June 08, 2006 - Boys Singing For Girls and Girls Singing For Boys. Dogs Blinding Dolphins.
June 07, 2006 - Yosemite!
June 04, 2006 - Perennially Surprised Super Sloth.
May 30, 2006 - New Camera.
May 28, 2006 - Gimmick.
May 25, 2006 - On How Two Days Ago Is Last Night.
May 25, 2006 - Cartesian Interrupted.
May 24, 2006 - How Tom Cruise Will Destroy The Earth.
May 22, 2006 - About that party, and the birthday the day after, and the day after…
May 21, 2006 - Forty.
May 18, 2006 - Tail of the Other.
May 16, 2006 - At Least They Understood My Lectures!
May 12, 2006 - Wood Duck=Feather Squirrel. Falling off the Bicyclette. Cookie Monster Syntax.
May 12, 2006 - o! the joy! is on my nickel?
May 11, 2006 - on how my heart has been broken by a duck who may not even be a duck.
May 10, 2006 - Nothing Wrong At All.
May 08, 2006 - Weekend.
May 03, 2006 - Haku! Bunnies! Spread Eagle Village?
May 02, 2006 - Best Ever?
May 01, 2006 - Hetero-Normativity and Indifferent Resistance, or: Are You Going To End Up Married to a Man Someday?
April 30, 2006 - Rocking in Various Formats.
April 28, 2006 - A Day!
April 27, 2006 - Me and NYC. Plus: The City Will Speak if you listen.
April 22, 2006 - Not Normal.
April 20, 2006 - I didn't realize that the world was imperfect until just this moment.
April 19, 2006 - Nothing too challenging here.
April 19, 2006 - Who will win....? in a world of.... LASER CATS!
April 17, 2006 - A Trip for Trip.
April 14, 2006 - People can be disappointing. Food can be inspiring. But the opposite is always true, too.
April 12, 2006 - That Tree. Plus: Funny Unfunny People
April 10, 2006 - What It Means To Be A Girl.
April 09, 2006 - Non-Quaker Weekend, Plus: En-shoe-siasm!
April 07, 2006 - Funny Levinas. Cake and Soup. Rocking Verizon!
April 05, 2006 - Psycatic Break.
March 30, 2006 - Getting Paid. And Paying.
March 29, 2006 - Tiny, Tiny Victory.
March 26, 2006 - Next Stop: Your Trousers.
March 23, 2006 - From Desire To Boredom in No Time.
March 17, 2006 - Desire, again. Alone (again).
March 17, 2006 - Something That Repeats But Is Never The Same.
March 14, 2006 - What Distance Does.
March 13, 2006 - Small Huge World.
March 09, 2006 - Photo Booth.
March 09, 2006 - Be Careful Not To Get Trapped In The Closet.
March 07, 2006 - Crash Crash.
March 06, 2006 - B.O.L.O.G.N.A.
March 05, 2006 - Crazy or Brave? And: The Tragedy of Cat Reasoning.
March 02, 2006 - Busy. Shoppeeen. VGCU Update.
February 24, 2006 - Am I Talking?
February 20, 2006 - Hans Blix Fix.
February 19, 2006 - Soap Opera Handsome.
February 19, 2006 - Modest Demands.
February 14, 2006 - VDAY
February 11, 2006 - feather squirrels, weird figs, spear fishing, rum drinking.
February 07, 2006 - adventures on public transit.
February 06, 2006 - My Ep-illusions May Not Be Yours.
February 06, 2006 - Wendy Comes To Town and “Winter Mosey’s Back.”
February 02, 2006 - When Puss Comes To Shove.
January 31, 2006 - On How Everything Currently Seems Ludicrous.
January 29, 2006 - Unsad Food. Also: Collaboration?
January 25, 2006 - Holy Shouch!
January 23, 2006 - The Sky Is Not Blue.
January 22, 2006 - Manhattan Payback.
January 18, 2006 - Not About Love.
January 17, 2006 - Not Wrong Does Not Mean Right. What?
January 15, 2006 - A Bad Day Can Usually Be Worse. Plus: (Not So) Secret Other Blog.
January 12, 2006 - On Not Getting Cut That Break. Tiny Nationalism. Sarcastic Sarcasm.
January 11, 2006 - Hill Walking. Beverage Drinking.
January 10, 2006 - Ha-eegit. Babies are Selfish. VGCU.
January 09, 2006 - Trying Is Trying.
January 07, 2006 - Two Good Evenings.
January 03, 2006 - Steps, Stairs, Home and Not Home.
January 02, 2006 - New Year, Old Rain In San Francisco.
December 31, 2005 - Entry Written on Plane and Then Posted Quickly While Trip Is Waiting For Me to Leave the House.
December 29, 2005 - The Use Of Time.
December 21, 2005 - Gains and Losses, Not Only In The Belly Region.
December 20, 2005 - It's True. I'm in San Francisco.
December 13, 2005 - Houses and Hauntings.
December 11, 2005 - Grab Christmas by the Teeth, or: On How Pip Killed Buffy.
December 08, 2005 - Felix Culpa's Bram Stoker's h2so4 store, at your service.
December 08, 2005 - Swiftness, yes. But do not say you were not warned.
December 06, 2005 - Is That A Turkey Under Your Table?
December 06, 2005 - Timber!
December 01, 2005 - Not Much Happening, Things on the Horizon.
November 30, 2005 - Old Things, New Things.
November 29, 2005 - On How You Need More Cowbell.
November 28, 2005 - Shimmering in the Water.
November 24, 2005 - Thanks.
November 22, 2005 - My Toaster Is Not Dangerous.
November 20, 2005 - Songs that don’t Suck, Blogs that Do.
November 17, 2005 - The Content of Forms.
November 15, 2005 - I Won!
November 13, 2005 - To Sleep or Not To Sleep: Not The Question At All.
November 11, 2005 - It's Either The Astral, or Squirrels.
November 10, 2005 - Staying Still, Backing Up, Gliding.
November 07, 2005 - Eyes on Watches, and Hands with Eyes.
November 04, 2005 - Daunted House.
October 31, 2005 - Note to Self: Prescription Chewbacca Mask. [pause] sc johnson wax.
October 31, 2005 - A Few Kinds of Magic.
October 29, 2005 - Constant [pause] Suction.
October 24, 2005 - Are You Flirting With Me?
October 21, 2005 - Is All Recognition Enslavement?
October 20, 2005 - Just because I’m hungry, doesn’t mean I’ll steal your cookie.
October 14, 2005 - Cuidado: Nerd On Board.
October 12, 2005 - Room for Dessert.
October 09, 2005 - Welcome to San Francisco!
October 06, 2005 - Writing is Hard!
October 04, 2005 - Septa, Sake, Syrah.
October 02, 2005 - Unsubversive Hooligan. Schedule Change Achieved.
September 28, 2005 - A Piece of the World of Sense.
September 27, 2005 - Pandas, Tigers, and Birds. And Philosophers.
September 18, 2005 - BUSY! But not too busy for you!
September 15, 2005 - Good Music, Bad Letter-of-Law.
September 13, 2005 - On How SheenyKeeny Would Not Fit Into The Suitcase.
September 12, 2005 - Music and Television. And also: The Perils of Passing.
September 11, 2005 - That Doesn't Need To Be Said.
September 07, 2005 - All the Pretty Photos. Summer 2005.
September 06, 2005 - Time Held Hostage in a Car, Compounded by Music.
September 06, 2005 - It’s all stars, goose shit, and beauty.
September 03, 2005 - I Have Many Questions.
August 29, 2005 - Long Entry about Weddings, and Leaving, and Exposed Hearts.
August 27, 2005 - What Are You Going To WEAR?!
August 25, 2005 - On The Many Ways Not To Clean House.
August 24, 2005 - Yosemite. AKA Love Letter to Evany, Jeff and Caroleen.
August 23, 2005 - Lost Jacket in Place Where No One Needs Jacket.
August 19, 2005 - Babygirl, I know you love your job, but sometimes you have got to let it go!
August 15, 2005 - Not At All According To Plan.
August 14, 2005 - Tale of Two Parties.
August 11, 2005 - “Not Moving.” Nostalgia. Birthdays. Parties.
August 09, 2005 - Roller Coasters, including dating, and my sister.
August 09, 2005 - GETTING MARRIED!, San Jose, and other terrifying rides.
August 04, 2005 - Segel. Shopping. Miscellany.
August 02, 2005 - Miracle! ...More Later, but for now just this.
July 27, 2005 - Just You Wait.
July 26, 2005 - Firefly, Loud Family, Way Too Helpful.
July 25, 2005 - Human-Powered Spinning Rides Make San Francisco Resident Eat Words.
July 21, 2005 - Will You Come To Banana Island With Me?
July 21, 2005 - Jobs. Friends. My Sunglasses on TV.
July 19, 2005 - OK. So I Went On A Date. But The Important Thing Is That You Should Read Cloud Atlas.
July 17, 2005 - When the Cookie Monster Rocks, It Is Surprisingly HOTT!
July 15, 2005 - Poor Me!
July 14, 2005 - Action!
July 11, 2005 - Fire! “But Officer, I Have a Priapus!”
July 04, 2005 - On Loving the Nothing-Doing Wherein A Lot Seems To Happen Anyway. Plus: There Is No Explaining Some People.
June 28, 2005 - The Intuitionist: Your Summer Reading?
June 27, 2005 - Look. See!
June 25, 2005 - Pussyfire! And Old Letters.
June 23, 2005 - Ownership of the Frownie!
June 21, 2005 - Has Anything Happened In Your Cupcake Lately?
June 16, 2005 - Very Little… Too Much.
June 14, 2005 - 24-hour Date. Not Universalizing a Statement.
June 10, 2005 - On Submission.
June 07, 2005 - The World’s Indifference vs. The Indifference of People.
June 03, 2005 - Las Vegas Nights.
June 02, 2005 - Another country? Or the most American thing possible?
June 01, 2005 - Chocolate. Alison. Las Vegas.
May 30, 2005 - Bed Positions. Standards. Nothing is Free.
May 27, 2005 - Gett Off? Shake Your Body Down To The Ground?
May 23, 2005 - Have You Revealed Yourself Lately?
May 20, 2005 - Goodbye Massachusetts, Hello California!
May 18, 2005 - Photos of things soon past, and things soon to come.
May 16, 2005 - Amherst gets ROCKED. Finally. But it's really only Northampton.
May 13, 2005 - Crash collides with XXX.
May 12, 2005 - Newsflash: Hollywood Unlikely To Offer Up Nietzschean Plotline!
May 09, 2005 - Bright Lights, Stuffed Kitty (Doubles as Catpack!).
May 06, 2005 - Various Forces of Good. TYPO. And Bonus: Hackysack Attack Deflected, Moral Victory Won.
April 22, 2005 - Giant Dinosaur Insect Version of a Flying Wild Turkey! And other evidence that I have gone Mad.
April 19, 2005 - Not On The Way To Anywhere: Vermont, Amherst. Plus: Frost Heave!
April 15, 2005 - Karl is the King. Not Elvis. Karl.
April 08, 2005 - Cereal Killers.
April 07, 2005 - Hot-Dog Costume with Blue Bun!
April 04, 2005 - Job News, Meals I Have Eaten, Hitch, and Evidence that Heidi’s Right Eye Is Not Getting Smaller.
March 31, 2005 - Time, and Sun, and Always More Television.
March 29, 2005 - Bullets of Rain Are Falling. Plus: Television, Wild Turkeys.
March 27, 2005 - Since Then.
March 14, 2005 - SCHUMP ting! boiiing! CLOMP.
March 11, 2005 - $200 Donkey-Ass Poorer, Pissed Off.
February 26, 2005 - I love the night life, bla.
February 25, 2005 - Part-time Vampire.
February 24, 2005 - Things that keep me awake, Things that keep me from sleeping.
February 19, 2005 - If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I driving to Pittsfield?
February 18, 2005 - Q: What kind of chickens are they? A: Ten, but only six are chickens.
February 16, 2005 - Conceptual Cake, Invented Pie.
February 10, 2005 - New York, John Hughes, the Perils of Teen Romance.
February 08, 2005 - Moore-Kutcher, and More.
February 07, 2005 - Existential Absurdity.
February 06, 2005 - Football and Me. Plus: A Dinner Party and Photos.
February 03, 2005 - Banter Report, News Flashes.
February 01, 2005 - Brilliant Ill-Adjusted. And: Absurdity Saves.
January 31, 2005 - Great Flying Daggers!
January 28, 2005 - UP. DOWN. and then!
January 26, 2005 - Undertaking New Things Despite Natural Obstacles.
January 25, 2005 - Blizzard.
January 22, 2005 - Situational Loneliness. Darling Students. New Hair. Cola. Dog-in-Boots. Octagon!
January 20, 2005 - Even Garments Have Gender Trouble. However, Hair Products Do Not.
January 19, 2005 - Snowing! Plus: Jack et Jill, dressing to Sha-quille.
January 18, 2005 - Frosty! Plus: Parka=Boyfriend.
January 15, 2005 - Perils of the Unknown.
January 11, 2005 - Greg the Bunny. Rousseau. Ferry or Eno? Martin Donovan. Marco's Bands.
January 09, 2005 - The true problem for us Westerners.
January 03, 2005 - \"Nothing is more comical than the concern that a being destined to destruction takes for itself.\"
January 02, 2005 - Good Parties and the Recovery They Require.
December 30, 2004 - See Awesome. Then Watch Me Save Christmas!
December 27, 2004 - Against Antithesis.
December 24, 2004 - The Terror.
December 23, 2004 - Vegas, Superheroes, Food, Movies.
December 16, 2004 - I can be your hero, baby.
December 13, 2004 - Funny Things Happen.
December 09, 2004 - Juxtapositions.
November 30, 2004 - And then! Since last time.
November 23, 2004 - Undone.
November 23, 2004 - Relaxed, OK?
November 23, 2004 - Party Report.
November 20, 2004 - San Francisco. Social Activity.
November 13, 2004 - Ben, Jill Vindicated. Plus: Pancakes, and \"That's right. Evany Thomas.\"
November 13, 2004 - Wild Turkey, The Sequel.
November 12, 2004 - Wild Turkey Times Two or Three.
November 11, 2004 - Maybe I Won't Need Snow Tires.
November 09, 2004 - Love. Power. Mail.
October 03, 2004 - And Then!
September 30, 2004 - J Gets Stuff Done. Plus: \"Campus Safety\"--Subtle Hazing.
September 30, 2004 - This Is What Counts As News.
September 26, 2004 - Why I Should Not Live Alone, Part One: Ugly Telephone.
September 25, 2004 - Identity.
September 23, 2004 - Update, Pictures.
September 21, 2004 - Butcher, Baker, Candlestick Maker… Vs. Thinker.
September 20, 2004 - Porn Neighbor in Prehistoric Cave Hotel with Free Wireless.
September 19, 2004 - The Parable of the Hotdog Bun.
September 15, 2004 - No So Dumb. With Books, That Is.
September 15, 2004 - Fewer Insects, Still Dumb.
September 14, 2004 - Nueva York.
September 09, 2004 - Still. And Yet?
September 08, 2004 - Food. Water.
September 07, 2004 - I (now) Live (part-time) in a Small Town.
September 06, 2004 - Feel the Noise.
September 05, 2004 - Kneedeep in the Hoopla.
September 05, 2004 - Where the Ducks Walk on the Fish.
September 04, 2004 - Irony, Inverse Time Machine, then Cleveland.
September 03, 2004 - Chicago=Stuffed. As am I.
September 02, 2004 - Chicago!
August 31, 2004 - Just Drive, She Said.
August 30, 2004 - Light and its Opposite.
august 30, 2004 - bad moon rising, then sinking.
August 29, 2004 - I Am Not A Civilian.
August 28, 2004 - Philosophy Break: Public/Private Forgiveness.
August 28, 2004 - Bear in Mind.
August 27, 2004 - Time of Day.
August 26, 2004 - Better Throw Her In The Water.
August 25, 2004 - Taking Sand Mountain (no strategy).
August 21, 2004 - Music, Wounding, and a Fine Risk.
August 16, 2004 - The Trouble with Packing. Also: Dangers and Joys of “Movie Intimacy.”
August 11, 2004 - “Definition, which, as form, is beauty, luster and appearing, is also strangulation, that is, anguish.”
August 08, 2004 - Reasonless Downward Spiral
August 07, 2004 - Telling a Life. Privacy. Anarchy. Bow Wow Wow.
August 06, 2004 - The Eight Stages of Danger: A Guide to Hans Blix. Plus: Men Who Buy Lunch!
August 05, 2004 - 1) More Evidence that Hans Blix is a Rocker. 2) Sighting of a Stonemason’s Apprentice from Flanders 1438. 3) h2so4 #19 is HERE.
August 03, 2004 - Pizza. And the Continuous Death of Pop Music.
August 03, 2004 - held in a frame of light!
August 02, 2004 - Hans Blix is a Headbanger.
August 01, 2004 - Why? An Entire Entry About Bra Shopping.
August 01, 2004 - Always Already Ass-kicked.
July 31, 2004 - New h2so4 in print form, finally; inadvertent physical comedy.
July 30, 2004 - \"I'm in a glass case of emotion!\"
July 29, 2004 - Boxes and Brownies.
July 28, 2004 - Should “online diary” be an oxymoron? Or: the personal is not always political.
July 27, 2004 - Undue Diligence: A Life of Jill S----.

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